Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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