Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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