If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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