physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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