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well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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