I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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