i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm sobbing to NWA
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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