from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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