Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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