just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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