Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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