spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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