Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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