There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just want to make out with him forever
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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