Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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