I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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