I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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