i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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