i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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