thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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