I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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