Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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