I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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