The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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