Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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