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i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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