so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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