where am i from again
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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