well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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