But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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