yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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