the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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