ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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