Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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