She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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