Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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