i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize