glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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