Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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