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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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