Apparently you make a good broom.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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