Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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