Kiss
Puke
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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