I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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