You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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