Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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