whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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