THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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