Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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