I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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